You
know, I try. I really, really try not to respond to the crap that
comes out of Ann Coulter's mouth, not because I find her thoughts
particularly stimulating or intelligent or worthy of more than 2
seconds of my time. She is certainly not worth even one of the words
that I choose to put on paper. However, once in a while, when I'm
bored....
Coulter
lives to provoke people. She says shit for no other reason than to
piss you off. That is her only schtick, and I've got to hand it to
her, she's been making a damn good living at it for several years,
now. Even the media, with its 15 minutes of fame attention span,
can't seem to get enough of Ann the man Coulter.
She's
like those girls in high school, who are such attention whores that
they will say anything or blow anyone to make people notice them.
Back in the day, we would simply beat her ass and move on. But
school's out, not that she's noticed and Coulter is obviously stuck
in a mean girl time warp. Her tired basic black sleeveless little
dress, patent leather pumps, way too long dyed blond Morticia
styled hair do and heroin chic make up, just doesn't cut it anymore.
Not that it ever did. And that adam's apple, well....
Coulter's
latest target is single women...STUPID single women as she put it.
Stupid
because we support President Obama rather than Super Stiff, aka
Mittens Romney (why do rich white guys always have dumb nicknames
like Mittens or Scooter?).
Or
maybe we're stupid because most of us single women can't get a date
with Jimmy “dyno-mite” Walker (who?).
I
am sure glad that I'm gay because if I were straight and Mittens
and Dyno-mite were my only choices for male companionship, I'd shoot
myself today. Maybe that what's wrong with Ann Coulter. Maybe her
choices are so limited that she is taking it out on the rest of us.
No
real men want her and neither does any self respecting lesbian.
Maybe that's what's wrong with the girl/boy/whatever?
Probably
she's just envious of Michelle...uh huh...
Mean
girl jealousy, that is usually the reason behind it all...always
was..
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