Will Somebody Please Tell Me, WTF is “Legitimate Rape”

Just when I thought I had heard all the simple-assed shit that some of the stupidest Congressional mutherfuckers can bend their minescule mouths to say, now comes Representative Todd Akin of Missouri. You can read the whole story here. 

During a TV interview this weekend, this dimmest of dimwits was asked for his stance on abortion in the case of rape or incest and this is what he said:

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let's assume maybe that didn't work or something. I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist."-Todd Akin

WHAT THE FUCK IS “LEGITIMATE RAPE?” Is it the same thing as “CORRECTIVE RAPE?”

And I'm not even going to deal with the biological bullshit of how women's bodies handle pregnancies. I can't direct my mind to go there.

Corrective rape is the belief held by many men who think a woman can be fucked straight, if she happens to be lesbian or he thinks she is lesbian in the fantasies inside his head where all women are lesbian. She doesn't even have to be gay.  Women were created solely to give blowjobs, take sex through any orifice and bear the great master's off spring. 

All she has to do is to refuse the attention from the wrong male..stranger, friend, boyfriend, daddy, uncle, granddaddy, it don't matter. As long as he has a dick and can get it up, in his “god's gift to woman” state of mind, no woman will resist him.

Is legitimate  rape the American version of corrective rape? Inquiring minds want to know.

I'll bet this turd probably voted with his party to change the definition of rape, earlier this year, too. Makes sense since he obviously doesn't believe there is such a thing as rape to begin with.

Must have gotten some heat for his public display of ignorance because he's already issued a statement of sorta apology which says in part;

“ In reviewing my off-the-cuff remarks, it's clear that I misspoke in this interview and it does not reflect the deep empathy I hold for the thousands of women who are raped and abused every year. Those who perpetrate these crimes are the lowest of the low in our society and their victims will have no stronger advocate in the Senate to help ensure they have the justice they deserve.”-Todd Akin

Say Amen somebody, he's a convert. He sees the error of his ways and has now dedicated himself to protecting women, unless they are pregnant, then the lump of cells created by the  sacred magic sperm holds rank.

Ass-wipe.

This fool is running against Claire McCaskill for her seat in the Senate. I hope that Missouri votes responsibly in November.