John Kasich Saves Spider Monkeys, Gives Ohio Women the Finger

 Kasich Proves Rick Perry to be only the second dumbest Governor in the United States of America.

Good ole John Kasich. Says he is doing good for Ohio. He thinks we've forgotten how he tried to trash the casino deal and then used it as a cash cow for some of his out of town cronies.

He thinks we've forgotten how he gave his boys and not his girls raises before they did a lick of work, while cutting salaries and budgets for all other workers, union workers, teachers, etc in the state. He thinks we've forgotten his attempts to enshrine right to work into our constitution.

He thinks we've forgotten how he tried to sell off the entire prison system to another of his personal friends for fun and profit, or that he also tried to sell off the Ohio turnpike to the Chinese.

Kasich had a chance to redeem himself somewhat this weekend. All he had to do was to use his line item veto to kick some really, really bad amendments out of the budget bill.

But no. Instead he signed into law some of the most vicious laws against women in the country, right along with Texas. You can read it here. 

Kasich had a chance to see what happened down in Texas with the women before he put pen to paper. He was given a preview of what is to come if he sanctioned this republican bigotry against women.

Well, John boy proved that he is the slow learner that we've always known him to be. Despite Texas, he left em in the bill. All of em.

So what does Ohio have today courtesy of John Kasich and the beyond clueless republicans of the state legislature;

Ohio now defines life as beginning at ejaculation...they say at conception...but before a fertilized egg implants in the wall of the uterus...that's ejaculation, folks...when sperm meets egg...as of today...have sex....you're a daddy....or a mommy...

No word on whether masturbation will get you locked up since masturbation results in spilling of the royal sperm. Also no word on whether your period can get you charged with manslaughter since that is the dumping of a viable egg, a possible fetus.

If a woman does get pregnant unintentionally or via rape or incest...she must be vaginally probed by a doctor prior to receiving an abortion. The doctor is required to look for a fetal heartbeat and to tell the woman if he finds one.

The measure defunds planned parenthood to the tune of $1.4 million, so that if you do get pregnant or need simple preventive health care, such as birth control, you can't get it. Kasich did allow the funding of the fake ass clinics that lie to women about their healthcare and preventive possibilities staffed by right winged zealots more interested in collecting zygotes than saving or helping women.

Good ole John is not totally heartless. He saved the spider monkeys, exempting them from the tough new wildlife laws that soon take effect. Said John, penalizing spider monkeys is a step backward in time..

Obviously monkeys occupy a higher branch on the evolution tree than do women. At least according to our governor.

Welcome to the dark ages. Women not wanted unless you're of child bearing years, married to a man and up under him whenever he orders her to assume the position.

And by the way...he gave rich people a tax cut while raising taxes on the poor and middle class...you know..where the women and children are...

Way to go, John...

Little Ricky Calls it Quits, Drops Out of Presidential GOP Scrum

Little Ricky going home to work on his Texas Secession speech....

I always heard that god don't make mistakes, so I guess Sarah and Christine and Herman and Michele and now Little Ricky must a been lyin' through their teeth when they said god told em to run for president. If he told em to run, he apparently didn't mean for them to win.

It wasn't god talkin' to em. It must have been the voices in their head talking louder than usual. Or maybe it was just caucasian arrogance telling them that any ole white guy or gal was good enough to beat the Black man in the White House.

Apparently you still gotta be a politician to serve in DC and like him or not, the target of all their animosity is a very good politician.

Tough to beat....Not that he's had to work at it while the clown circus plays dates throughout the country.

Or maybe he is the one who god is really talking to. We'll never know, because the tall stoic mocha commander in chief doesn't reveal himself very much, to us, anyway.

The Grand Old Party is down to four choices unless they can talk somebody else into the race. They have perennial candidate Willard Mitt Max Headroom Romney (he's the rich one, the great white hope one), Then comes Ron Paul the elder ( The Hobbit) another perennial candidate who never seems to get anything done in the form of legislation been there all this time and has only passed one bill out of 600 something sent forward.

Then there is Saint Rick Santorum (the Pope's puppet and Howdy Doodie's long lost brother in a sweater vest), and last but not least slime ball Newt Gingrich.

I always hesitate to put Gingrich in this race because it is sooooo obvious from his campaign that he is actually running for dictator of America. One would think with all those history degrees that he would know the difference between the president of a republic and a head dic, er dictator in charge.

The final four are still on message...their goal is to trash the economy and the country...they hate women...they hate minorities and blacks in particular and they want to turn the world backward to 1862, when all they had to do was to kill the minority (Indians, Mexicans or slaves) to get what they wanted.

So now that we know that Mitt didn't win Iowa, who is going to blink next? Is the fix in for Romney? Or will Santorum knock him off and open the door for Lizard boy to slither through....Forget Paul...he is equally despised by his party as well as the opposition.

We will just have to wait and see, won't we?

John Jim Crow Kasich

Let's get right to the point, shall we...

A lazy electorate, impatient and tired of what they perceived as Barack Obama's ineffectiveness in solving their pet causes in the first two years of his presidency, lazily stayed home in droves in 2010, refusing to deploy the only real weapon that a citizen has against its government. Many of you who did vote stupidly voted to put the very people who had pushed America to the brink of destruction, back in power, all because he couldn't get it done fast enough.


And you know who you are...

You actually believed that Barack the magic negro bullshit back in 2008. You expected him to blink his eyes, or wave a magic wand and presto, gay people became equal and marriage material, white people would starting actually liking Black people, the wars would automatically stop, the troops would fly home, the deficit would be fixed and Wall Street would pass out money to everyone, making us all millionaires. 
 
We the people, gave Obama a boat without a paddle inches from going over a cliff and told him to “Get us out of here, quick!”  And some of you didn't bother to try and help him paddle. 
 
The result is not just partial, but complete gridlock in Washington. The mini-minds of the Republican Party have convinced themselves that the 18% who did go to the polls, in the midterm election gave them a mandate to rule the rest of us lazy-ass immature 80%, regressing the country back to a mythical and perverted version of itself. 
 
This mythical version had workers who worked like slaves from sun up to sundown for no money. It had slaves, real ones, happy ones, dragged over from Africa who smiled and buck danced at the first sight of Massa.

It had women whose only roll in life was to please her husband, father, brother and bring children into the world sometimes fathered by their husband, father or brother. But the men folks was happy, and so were the rest of us, they assumed. Everybody was Christian, period.

Cut back to present day 21^st Century America, the GOP, with its fake mandate, has declared war on workers with laws such as SB5 in Ohio. They have declared war on women with no less than 44 new laws designed to deny women's rights and keep them under a male thumb.

This GOP has literally redacted the Voting Rights Act for Blacks by changing when, where and how people can vote. They have gerrymandered the voting districts to give Republicans and Teabaggers a better opportunity of winning electoral seats.


HEY JIM CROW, C'MONNNNNNNNNNNN DOWN!

The GOP has declared war on immigrants both legal and illegal. They have decided that the only “child” worth saving is the one still in the womb, with closer resemblence to a frog than a baby. If a woman should happen to get raped by ET, oh well...tough titties..

But it's still okay to execute innocent people...nothing in the constitution prevents it..right Justice Scalia?

The GOP/Teabaggers lied and said they would make jobs, but they've been telling this lie since Nixon was in office. Truth be known these fools have tanked more jobs than they've made these past two years. 
 
It's not just happening in Ohio. The feds have gone to court in Texas to stop Rick Perry's gerrymander of the Lone Star State, whose sole purpose is to deprive minorities of the right to vote. If Perry is doing this in Texas, imagine what he can do if you give him the keys to the White House. 
 
Kasich is attempting the same thing in Ohio, but the Ohio Supreme Court has stepped in and stopped it so far. This is going to force us to have two primaries next year and the GOP is crying foul, because an extra primary will cost $15 mill. 
 
Should'da thought about that before rigging the elections. AND...by the way...the Ohio Supreme Court which called a temporary halt to this nonsense, is all republican with one exception...and if they smell a rat...you know it's got to be a big one...

Texas and Ohio are also joined by the likes of North Carolina, Arizona, and Colorado. In fact every state that had a massive and EARLY voting turnout in 2008 is being gerrymandered by the GOP, as we speak.

Jim Crow is back and dancing a jig on the White House lawn.

So how are they doing it? Provisions that no longer allow early voting on the Sunday before the election. It is estimated that 1/3 of the Black vote came on the Sundays before the election in 2008. Another change...third parties...such as the NAACP and people who help others to the polls...must submit their paperwork allowing them to do this within 48 hours, instead of 10 days or risk having to pay heavy fines. This is another way of killing organizations like ACORN...which was never in the business of rigging elections..proven only after they were forced out of business by the GOP.

This provision is particular has caused the League of Women voters to suspend their voter registration efforts for the first time in 70 years. 
 
It's not just about the Sunday before...it's about early voting in general. Kasich has tried to cut the early voting window in half. He doesn't want blacks to have a chance to exercise their constitutional rights.

Colorado tried to get their counties to declare anyone who did not vote in 2010 as “inactive.” This would mean that an early voting ballot would not be mailed to them, a move that effects the elderly, low income and minority voters.

Let's not forget the new ID laws. It is estimated that the new laws in Alabama, South Carolina and Texas could keep more than 5 million people who voted in 2008, from voting in 2012.

And it's not just minorities....married women who have not changed their surnames on their ID...the elderly who can't get out and may not have updated their ID...people who simply can't afford the cost of a government issued ID are in jeopardy, too.

The fix is in, people. This is election year 2000 on steroids. When the GOP plays to win....they cheat.

But don't take my word for it....look at the justice system...look at what is going on in state governments....look at what is being voted on, on Capital Hill.

Makes ya wanna holla...

Let's Get Real About Ricky P

There are only two reasons why the State of Texas leads the nation in job creation, and neither one of them is the teabag's latest super christian conservative, also known as Governor Rick Perry.

Texas thrives because of its on-going love affair with Big Oil and the Neocon manufactured war machine of the past 10 years, created by that other imported fool from the Lone Star State, George W. Bush. Rick Perry had nothing to do with the apparatus currently in place to make him look good. The nation's longest serving governor has long basked in the sun of corporate welfare, while allowing most of his constituents to wallow in the mire of abject poverty.

Take away the  wars, the military contracts and  black gold, and Texas is just like most of the rest of America...in deep doo doo with no jobs and a bad economy. It goes without saying they don't like poor people or minorities there either, because all that wealth on top just never seems to trickle down to the bottom.

In fact, lately, Texas' big claim to fame is its prison execution industry and the penchant for puttting innocent people to death for crimes they didn't commit...very pro life of them, don't cha think?

Speaking of pro life, like all teabag johnny come latelys, Perry recently signed into law two measures designed to keep women as second class citizens with virtually non existent medicare and health care. Perry really and truly does like war....even if it is a war against women. (Wonder what the MSM is going to do about all those rumors of Perry's Bill Clinton-like appetite for women and/or men?...don't ask me...I just read alot)

Like all other Republicans working the campaign circuit, Ricky P loves to bash President Obama for the Recovery Act, also called stimulus money that saved America a few years ago. However he wasn't bashful about taking  almost 20-billion in stimulus funds to balance his state budget or to rebuild his burned down governor's mansion.

And what about Texas' school system? Reading a revisionist Texas school book gives you all the understanding you need about why America's public school system is failing. Swears on a stack of bibles that he loves America,but threatening to secede from the Union is no way to show it....sounds downright unpatriotic to me.

Never thought I'd see a candidate smarmier than Mitt Romney, but it looks like the GOP campaign is going to shape into a battle of Max Headrooms...didn't know old Max had a twin...but he does..and apparently his name is Rick Perry.

Look out America...you're about to get Rick-rolled...

Bulls*** , Audacity and Mendacity...The Week that Was..

1. Watching Whoopie Goldberg on The View, call Glen Beck a "lying sack of dog mess..."

2. Watching Jesse Ventura, again on The View take on Elizabeth and demonstrate how intellectually stunted, she is....(see, I can use euphemisms too)

3. And speaking of euphemisms.....the big Dick Cheney accusing Obama of using euphemisms while delivering a speech that refers to torture as "enhanced interrogation technique" rather than torture....a name by any other name is still bullshit......Mr. Former VP.....

4. The GOP, having discovered women ( as something other than a sex object alternative to little boys) in the past election with the elevation of Sarah Palin are now looking at any woman who can string two sentences together to lead their party, since the old white guys are having such a hard time....

This time out....Liz Cheney....the other daughter of Dick....not the gay one...the one with five kids who is writing Dick’s book....

Some in the GOP are saying she should run for office....shows they still don’t get it.....it is not the messenger that’s wrong.....It’s the message.....

I will say it again....Bullshit wrapped in 10,000 dollar bills is still bullshit....

And by the way........where is Mary Cheney....the gay one with the baby and the female wife...still hiding out in Virginia which doesn't reconize same sex partners?

Baby must be walking by now..bet Grand pa Dick is soooooooooooooo proud.....

5. I hope this was a joke.....Palin/Bachmann in 2012?......Better joke....Steele/Bachmann in 2012

6. White Flight Texas Gov Rick Perry warning the GOP that it’s not safe to let just anybody into the Party..that would be like throwing your principles out the door and becoming a whorehouse....

7. Donald Rumsfeld....using the Bible to justify the illegal war on Iraq....

8. Another euphemism....calling those idiots in New York who tried to bomb the Synagogues, Muslim or Islamic terrorists....

They may be terrorists....but they’re Domestic American grown terrorists who converted to Islam...Calling them Islamic terrorists implies they are of middle eastern descent which perpetuates the stereotype and is an insult to Arab Americans...

Question...........How is it that the FBI and the rest of the alphabet soup of law enforcement can only infiltrate domestic terrorist groups who can’t tell a real C-4 bomb from a fake one?

What about the really dangerous guys like Tim McVeigh...there’s a bunch of em out there in them there hills and they are armed to the teeth.....

Besides....they don’t use C-4....they prefer to make their own bombs with stuff you find in the kitchen from recipes easily available on the internet...

9. Typical MSM ploy.....get gay Clay Aiken to comment on maybe gay Adam Lambert.....

10. The male Texas Mayor who resigned this week to be with his lover a guy who can’t qualify for papers to come to America......sweet.....

11. Democrats in Congress....clueless and in most cases....ball-less....