Kasich Proves Rick Perry to be only the second dumbest Governor in
the United States of America.
Good
ole John Kasich. Says he is doing good for Ohio. He thinks we've
forgotten how he tried to trash the casino deal and then used it as a
cash cow for some of his out of town cronies.
He
thinks we've forgotten how he gave his boys and not his girls raises
before they did a lick of work, while cutting salaries and budgets
for all other workers, union workers, teachers, etc in the state. He
thinks we've forgotten his attempts to enshrine right to work into
our constitution.
He
thinks we've forgotten how he tried to sell off the entire prison
system to another of his personal friends for fun and profit, or that
he also tried to sell off the Ohio turnpike to the Chinese.
Kasich
had a chance to redeem himself somewhat this weekend. All he had to
do was to use his line item veto to kick some really, really bad
amendments out of the budget bill.
But
no. Instead he signed into law some of the most vicious laws against
women in the country, right along with Texas. You can read it here.
Kasich
had a chance to see what happened down in Texas with the women before
he put pen to paper. He was given a preview of what is to come if he
sanctioned this republican bigotry against women.
Well,
John boy proved that he is the slow learner that we've always known
him to be. Despite Texas, he left em in the bill. All of em.
So
what does Ohio have today courtesy of John Kasich and the beyond
clueless republicans of the state legislature;
Ohio
now defines life as beginning at ejaculation...they say at
conception...but before a fertilized egg implants in the wall of the
uterus...that's ejaculation, folks...when sperm meets egg...as of
today...have sex....you're a daddy....or a mommy...
No
word on whether masturbation will get you locked up since
masturbation results in spilling of the royal sperm. Also no word on
whether your period can get you charged with manslaughter since that
is the dumping of a viable egg, a possible fetus.
If
a woman does get pregnant unintentionally or via rape or incest...she
must be vaginally probed by a doctor prior to receiving an abortion.
The doctor is required to look for a fetal heartbeat and to tell the
woman if he finds one.
The
measure defunds planned parenthood to the tune of $1.4 million, so
that if you do get pregnant or need simple preventive health care,
such as birth control, you can't get it. Kasich did allow the
funding of the fake ass clinics that lie to women about their
healthcare and preventive possibilities staffed by right winged
zealots more interested in collecting zygotes than saving or helping
women.
Good
ole John is not totally heartless. He saved the spider monkeys,
exempting them from the tough new wildlife laws that soon take
effect. Said John, penalizing spider monkeys is a step backward in
time..
Obviously
monkeys occupy a higher branch on the evolution tree than do women.
At least according to our governor.
Welcome
to the dark ages. Women not wanted unless you're of child bearing
years, married to a man and up under him whenever he orders her to
assume the position.
And
by the way...he gave rich people a tax cut while raising taxes on the
poor and middle class...you know..where the women and children are...
Way
to go, John...
