Sarah Palin Cheap Shot Edition of Friday Rap

Early Friday morning and the day is already full of Sarah Palin cheap shots at the Obamas. You can read them here.

Glad Michelle has too much class to answer this foolishness. Me, I'm not that classy. In fact, I'd like to dedicate a song to the Alaskan Snowbilly, half gov, wannabe president....

This is not the remix....

Oh....and by the way...how's that Joe Miller thingey workin' for you, huh? Beaten, but rather than concede...he is taking it to court....classy move!

If I were really on your level, Sarah, I'd say something about your babymama daughter on DWTS... we all know...if she weren't your spawn...she would not have been there in the first place...

or..

How about the lack of supervision of your other daughter...what's her name...Willow?...you know the one I'm talking about...who's watching over her on the dangerous internets while she's spewing all that vitriol.

Gonna run for president....well...you go right ahead...it's your right as an American citizen as spelled out in the Constitution that you claim to know so much about.

Feelin' my DJ bones comin' back...”10 minutes after the hour, here at W-I-N-O FM..that's wonderful WINO for all you non spellin' MOFOs...Here's another one goin' out to Lady Sarah, the half a snow gov from Wasilla. SP...this one's for you!”

Friday Rap

The ink ain't even dry on the parchment yet and already the orange colored peril is wiping his ass with it. Talking about John Boehner calling for repeal of the Finance Reform Law as soon as it was approved by the Senate.

Boehner even arrogantly stated that when he is Majority Leader next year, everything President Obama has accomplished will be rolled back.

Why? Because the people don't want it, he says.

What people...didn't talk to me...and last I heard there is an election coming in November.. and Boehner's seat is on the auction block...

I don't realistically expect him to lose his seat considering where his home district is located in Ohio..no minorities in his area...or women who think for themselves...so he is safe having won nomination in the primary by 85% of the GOP vote...

Personally, I'm happy Financial reform is being put in place....I'm happy Healthcare reform will mean that I can now get health insurance being one of those folks with a pre existing condition...

I like the Ledbetter equal pay act, guaranteeing that women will finally be truly compensated for their work...

I like that DADT is on its way to being repealed...and that the Hate Crimes Bill was strengthened...and that LGBT senior citizens are now being recognized as people....

I like the tax breaks going to the middle class instead of the wealthy in hopes they will trickle down jobs for those who don't have them...

I like credit card reform.....I like stem cell research.....I like that BP is being made to clean up its mess in the Gulf.....

I like the fact that President Obama is cracking down on business which ships jobs overseas...they are losing their tax breaks going forward...means corporate America must make jobs here in America for Americans...

I like that Goldman Sachs has to pay back some money in penalties for lying to the people..

I like that Financial reform means no more Bank Bailouts paid for by taxpayers.

I like the fact that the country is pulling out of Iraq and is dialing it down in Afghanistan....

That's a helluva track record after only a year and a half in office...

So, who is the Congressional Oompa Loompa talking about when he says the people are not happy? Besides teabaggers, that is...

Must be the folks who gave him $890, 321 this cycle to talk shit..

People like Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, Bank of America, Home Depot, Wendys, Walmart, Walt Disney....to name a few...

You can read the top 100 list of Boehner leash handlers here...

If you live in Ohio then you will recognize the likes of American Financial (Lindner Family), Duke Energy, and Castellini (owners of the Cincinnati Reds)

Boehner officially raked in 1197 contributions of $200 or more this cycle...that's a lot of drinking money...

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Run Sarah Run

Personally, I hope Palin runs for president in 2012....She of big ambitions and overwhelming arrogance is slowly revealing her desire to move into the White House...like we hadn't already seen the lights in her eyes at the possibility in 2008..

Her SarahPac is raising money like crazy. She's hired advisers to keep her feet out of her mouth when she speaks...note to adviser-guys...you're not doing a very good job....need to improve...

She's apparently made a pact with the devil in the form of Levi Johnston to make an honest woman of his baby mama, so grandma Sarah won't have to deal with any snow-billy drama come election time..

Palin's reaching out to minorities by proclaiming that her husband is interracial and therefore we should cut her some slack since she has “one” in her family, too...

In fact....she only has two problems that I can see.....She quits or runs away when it gets too hot in the kitchen...

and.....There's that “brain” thingey.....It's tough being president or running for president when space between your ears is empty...literally....

But then all those advisers she now has on staff have probably convinced her that all she needs to do is to rely on them...they will do her thinking for her..

After all...worked for eight years for Dubya, right...

Question is....what self respecting macho GOP guy is going to play Cheney to Palin's Bush?..or can she draft Todd as Vice President?

Maybe the GOP will give us the dream ticket.....Palin/Bachmann Overdrive....bitchin!.

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Vonetta McGee...1945-2010

I fell in love when I saw the movie MELINDA, the crush continued through The Eiger Sanction, Blacula, The Mack...

RIP, Ms McGee

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Teabagger Smackdown

Anybody who has read me knows that I have no love for the NAACP, however better late than never they finally spoke up about the teabaggers. The group may not be made up of all racists...but until the group stops allowing the Tom Tancredo's of the world to keynote their sessions and speak for them in the media...they will be labeled racists....

You are known for the company that you keep....

Friday Rap

The Poisoning of Puerto Rico

If your Puerto Rican friends go home to the island for a visit, return to the hood and start growing an extra set of arms, you will understand why after reading this.

Once again the government is refusing to admit responsibility, totally denying there is a problem. The federal courts are so far blocking all lawsuits in connection.

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Face to face...belly to belly...not anymore...

The art of conversation is passing out of existence...a report out today says that voice communication on cell phones is stagnating...meaning there is more texting and data tranferral going on than anything else....talking...well.... no one is doing it....apparently not even on the telephone these days....

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LeBron, LeBron

The problem with labeling yourself King is that once you do it....you have to live up to it...as in win championships...disappearing when the game is on the line....not good...maybe it's the curse of Cleveland...maybe a change of scenery will help....New York, maybe?

Won't matter, Kobe and Phil are still together in Los Angeles...

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11^th Leading cause of death in America is suicide...in fact there are twice as many suicides in the US as there are murders each year. According to the Center for Disease Control, men, Native Americans, white people and those primarily between the ages of 45 and 54 are the ones doing away with themselves.

Used to be only people over 80 were killing themselves in record numbers. You can read it here.

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Definition of a bully.....Dr. Phil

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That's just nasty

Seems many people like to eat while they bang on their keyboards..and I'm no exception...However...I don't allow the food to touch the board...I don't even sit whatever I'm munching on, on the same table...meaning I literally have to pivot in my seat to reach the snack....

But I guess most don't take those precautions because a new report out today says people are endangering their health by eating while typing....

So what's the danger of a few cookie crumbs caught between your keys.....Mice! Disease carrying mice!

You can read it here.

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Gorgeous George Rekers

The right reverend George has resigned his position at his anti gay organization NARTH, the group that says gays can be cured...this from a guy who vacations with male hookers that he finds on the internet..

Question: If homosexuality can be cured....why didn't Georgie cure himself? Hmmmmmmmm?

And where is Georgie's ex...the Reverend James Dobson in all this...you telling me he didn't know when he and Georgie founded their Family Focus Council or whatever it is?

Maybe Dobson was blinded by Georgie's Village People mustache and couldn't see past the bush...

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Arizona hates colored people

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HOW ABOUT IT, CINCINNATI REDS....MOVE SPRING TRAINING OUT OF ARIZONA AND BACK TO FLORIDA!

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Now the bigots in Arizona are justifying their ethnic cleansing campaign by using Dr. Martin Luther King's I Have a Dream speech.....as an illustration of the kind of stuff that teaches folks to hate white people...

Trust me when I say this white people....you don't have to do another thing...to make us not like you...you've got years....years of shit...we can hate you for.....

An ethnic studies class is only the tip of the iceberg.....ethnic classes don't even begin to scratch the surface...

Outlaw them if you want to...won't make any difference...except maybe by creating that HUGE multi colored voting block that scares the crap out of republicans...

Ethnic Solidarity....can't wait for the elections come November.....

Obama already has 99% of the black vote....Imagine...99% of the Hispanic vote...99% of the Native American vote....99% of the Muslim vote....the stuff of nightmares for teabagging bigots..A real PUSH Rainbow Coalition...Jessie Jackson is cheesin' somewhere in Chicago at the thought...

Think about it GOP...ya'll done f**** up again..And there not enough deluded Clarence Thomas, Shelby Steele, or Michael Steele types runnin' around to save your ass...

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Avery*Sunshine...my friend Max Reddick turned me onto this lady this week...been grooving to her since then....ending my weekly rant on a positive note....Sing it with me...A-V-E-R-Y SUUN-SHINE!

Friday Rap

Burger King is offering mimosas with ciabatta sandwiches in certain markets across the country, testing out something called a Burger King Brunch...

Problem is the mimosa is alcohol free...bummer...what's the point...the only reason to drink mimosas in the first place is for the champagne and vodka....otherwise it's just orange juice in a small glass, with cherries floating on top, or I guess since it's Burger King, a small plastic cup for take out...

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Word comes today that the Security and Exchange Commission was busy getting its masturbatory swerve on instead of monitoring Wall Street and all the Berni Madoff's stealing money from people.

Seems lots and lots of senior management spent their days playing with themselves and downloading porn on the office computers. You can read it here. Senior manager at the SEX er, SEC accessed porn sites on their computers more than 16,000 times in just one month. Randy bunch of bastards and one lady. Porn is equal opportunity on the web..

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Question: Where are the Tea Party protests on Wall Street? How come the teabaggers don't get mad when fat cats steal poor folks blind or nearly bankrupt this country and put everybody out of work?

Corruption is not only the government....it's corporate, too....like the banks... or like the guys who shipped all the manufacturing jobs overseas, while keeping their personal stash in offshore accounts. So they won't have to pay income taxes.

These dudes even sent TARP stimulus money overseas to build bigger and better third world operations to ensure they don't have to bring the jobs back to America...enabled by the double dealing politicians in congress..these dudes don't care about your broke ass..

One last note on the Tea Party....here in Cincinnati the Teabaggers don't like being called teabaggers because they say it is an offensive name...well...knowing human nature for what it is, why would any rational, thinking person name their upstart sorta grass roots organization with a descriptive term that with virtually no manipulation can be construed as a sex act in the first place...you know...you just gotta know...that other name was going to surface and stick in this double entendre universe..

aw shucks...double entendre is French and these jokers believe in "unschooling" their kids...now I get it...

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Cops in New York patting themselves on the back because of Operation Phoenix. The covert action was mapped out to take illegal guns off the streets and it was apparently very successful.

I'm waiting for the day when somebody will go after the good ole boys who buy guns down south where weapons are cheap and easy and then transport them up north or to other parts of the country for sale to the gangbangers on the streets.

The system is fixed so the brown and black gangbangers can't buy guns outright...so where do you think they get them?

I'll give you a hint...some good ole boy goes into a gun store where he's welcome...buys up a bunch of pieces...sells them out of the back of his truck to all those urban savages, so they can kill each other..then he goes home where he and his friends can talk and cuss about the lawlessness of the big city, wondering why the police can't get a handle on the situation..

Clue: the cops will get a handle when they stop profiling and start going after the white sellers along with the stupid killers. That is equal opportunity police work.

But then again...it's just like America...fighting two wars against an enemy that gets its guns from America. Blame the colored guys, while ignoring white guy complicity....

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Cue Gloria Gaynor, “At first I was afraid, I was petrified, thinking I could never live without you by my side”

Rooster lays eggs-literally...seems this rooster started laying eggs and trying to hatch them after all other hens in the yard died in a blitz attack from some predator animal. Scientists said they've never seen a rooster change sex before.

What's that line from Jurassic Park...mother nature will always find a way...yes, she will!

Friday Rap

Fox bags Hannity in Cincinnati

Without FOX News Sean Hannity, the Cincinnati Tea Bag Party, which claims to represent the majority of Cincinnatians, like the national organization alleges it represents all of real America, couldn't fill a college stadium last night for it's big tax day rally.

According to reports, about 7500 people showed, down from the estimated 15,000 expected.

Hannity was pulled reportedly because Fox didn't want him doing a paid gig to benefit a political organization. Seems someone on corporate level thought that a journalist headlining a paid political event is something of a conflict of interest.

Really? Ya Think?

And please, can someone tell me what the teabaggers are protesting. Their taxes went down...the polls say they really do like their social programs like medicare, medicaid and social security...and they are mostly retired..so they are not in the job market...and they already have more money than anyone else...

So what is their problem..hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

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Lou Dobbs for President

Another wannabe...thinks because he talks a good game, that he's ready for the majors...Note to Lou...those who can...do...those who can't....go into the media and become commentators...keep your day job, man...keep your day job...

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Jackie Robinson legacy

63 years after Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in major league baseball, many are sounding the alarm about the dwindling number of black Americans playing baseball, these days. The teams are filled with dark men of color, but most of them are from the Caribbean, central or south America..few of them are American born, so the appearance of baseball is deceptive.

Many are calling for programs to get American blacks interested in the game again, which is all well and good, I guess. But I want to know where are the programs for regular Black guys to get into living in general.

Face it...the American Black man is virtually invisible in America today. Oh, we have a Black president in the White House. We have an NFL and an NBA full of big Black guys playing with balls. We have prisons full of young stupid Black guys who dropped out of school, trying to make a quick score and ended up “got” instead.

We have the hip hop life of young men, some of whom are talented making bank, but many more one hit wonders, in debt up to their eyeballs to some white man's record corporation, or dead in the streets attempting to live out some ridiculous gangsta fantasy.

But where are the programs to convince Black guys that education is the key.

Where are the programs that integrate the construction industry. finally. I walk all over Cincinnati, past big time construction projects downtown, the bridges are being painted, Cincinnati's soon to be tallest building is going up...and all I see are white guys and Hispanic guys working on the structures...no Black guys...Cincinnati public schools are building more new schools...plural....yet...no Black guy construction workers....it's so bad the useless NAACP is leading protest marches and getting arrested like back in the day.

What up Cincinnati...we got a Black Mayor...is that enough? Don't make me answer that question...

Why is this the reality in the 21^st century? Why are we more concerned about the lack of Black baseball players rather than the lack of Black men as providers for their families and role models, real role models for their own children?

We don't need anymore LeBron James or Jackie Robinsons for that matter.....we need another WEB DuBois, Carter G. Woodson, Charles Ogletree, or a Robert Johnson with brains...

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Rocky Mountain Insanity

Colorado Court says it's okay for Colorado college students to carry guns on campus...That's a great idea considering how well these young students behave so responsibly having proven their ability to multi task so effectively....like driving while texting or partying while fugged up. Guess if they can study with their eyes closed, then they ought to be able to shoot with their eyes open, right?

Nothing like having an ecstasy fueled or testosterone driven 19 year old with gun strapped to his side.

What next...tricycles with built in rifle racks?

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White House Closet Jitters

The White House apparently has no trouble putting gays and lesbians in highly visible governmental positions. However it seems to be bothered when somebody tries to yank the closet door open on those LGBT people who have not yet gone public with their preferences.

Seems there is a dust up about whether or not maybe Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagen is a lesbian. CBS News wrote and then retracted the story yesterday. You can check it out here.

Despite being highly touted, Obama hasn't named anybody yet for the SUPCO vacancy. Matter of fact, he can't name anyone until July, after the current session ends. Second, the White House claims that allegations of Kagen being a lesbian, are simply false.

I just have to ask...in the aftermath of the Tiger Woods, Tiki Barber, Sandra Bullock, Melissa Etheridge and now Larry King, why are journalists suddenly reticent to talk about someone's sexual preferences?

Is it deference to the solicitor general, which Kagen is.....or are we still as a society covertly and uncomfortably homophobic, despite the efforts to install real civil rights for LGBT people...

And by the way...Thank you Obama for the hospital visiting privileges..