Forgive my bad attitude, but the GOP
clown car just parked its anti female jalopy in my backyard. Oh
lucky me.
Saw my first Newt Gingrich ad last
night. Messed me up so bad, I pulled out my Xena Collection and
loaded episode one on the DVD player. Considering each of Xena's six
seasons has about 20 episodes, I'm good until election day in
November.
Newt Gingrich on my TV makes me want to
hurl. I'll leave the throwing up to Santorum, who is determined to
replace the Constitution with the Bible, which is bad luck for me if
he succeeds.
Even the possibility of a Santorum
Presidency has me talking my dad into giving me a gun, packing my
vehicles with supplies and driving deep into Central America never to
return to the good ole US of A. No problema, soy habla espanol e portuguese e francais.
Santorum is leading here in Ohio, the
home of Oompa Lumpa John the speaker of the house and John-boy
Kasich, the clueless. Just what we need, the three stooges reunited
in O-high-O. Frothy, Orangy, and Dimwit. Damn!
Makes me so happy, I could just spit.
This week is going to be soooooooo much fun! Yeah, about as fun as
one of those intravaginal ultrasound probes these fools intend to
inflict on women, claiming it is good for a woman's mental and
physical health.
I gotta suggestion guys....want to make
women feel better? Kill yourselves! Just take a gun and put it to
your left temple and pull the trigger. I guarantee women all over
the country will feel better.
Honey, “ I've got a headache” will
never again be uttered in America. Go ahead, do it for the team,
right Frothy? You're used to bending over and taking it for the team,
right? Not that Flipper and Lizard-boy need any schooling on assuming
the position. After all they've been big time GOP insiders for a
very, very long time.
I mean really, the primary is still a
week away and yet we Ohioans have been inundated with political
commercials since January.
First came Karl Rove and his Crossroads
GPS prevarications. Then came the candidate specific Super Pacs. Now come the
candidates, Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and I guess Paul, maybe a
little later since his followers seem to be collecting money on the
side of the road like homeless people.
I am ready to vote today. In fact,
let's call the primary and hold the election now. Get this crazy shit
over with now. It is already tired and overplayed.
We know the outcome. Mitt Max Headroom
Romney gets the nomination, since this is Amerikka and as we all know
the person with the most money wins.
ie, Romney has more money than the
Hobbit, or Lizard-boy or Frothy the Snowman. And, he has the backing
of the GOP bigwigs. Most important, he looks like a president with his straight Aryan jawline, his plastered in place helmet hair, $5000 dollar suits, blond trophy wife who has given him five strapping male offspring to showcase his family values. So he will eventually be given the nomination,
brokered convention or not. Doesn't matter.
Once he wins, he can change his name to
TOAST!
Now back to my DVD collection.
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