Boy... my inner Bernadette jumped outta my chest when I read this story.
Did you know that in the wake of Obama's re election last Tuesday,
more than 100,000 people politely petitioned the White House for
permission to take their State and secede from the Union.
You
can read the entire piece of bullshit right here.
“Governments
are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent
of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes
destructive to these, ends, it is the right of the people to alter or
abolish it and institute new government.”
That's
from the United States Constitution, which these “makers” cite as
their justification for leaving and forming their own country. They
don't mention President Obama by name, but rest assured these are the
same assholes who have been jumping up and down claiming they are
going to take back their country from the “pimps, whores and
welfare brats” who voted for the “Kenyan.”
Let
me buy you a clue, geniuses....Secession is treason, period. There is
nothing polite about it. You either shoot and take it, if you can,
or you shut the fuck up, die or go to jail. Remember that thing
called the Civil War?
If
you actually read anything besides the classic comics version of
United States Government rules, regulations and contracts, you would
know that there is only one state that could possibly and legally
secede. That would be the great State of Texas, and I emphasize the
word “possibly.”
As
citizens, you are always free to go. Make like a pilgrim. Pretend
you're Christopher Columbus and strike out in a boat. Re enact the
Middle Passage in reverse. But you can't take the country with you.
The land does not belong to you. It belongs to the people of the
United States of America.
And,
no we don't want you camping out in our backyard, either. When you
leave, take your shit, strap it on your back, your wife's back or on
top of the car along side the dog and drive north or south til you
get to the border.
At
the crossing, give back your American passport, if you have one,
renounce your citizenship and then hit the accelerator, and drive to
where ever the fuck you can find happiness.
A
couple things.....driving north will take you to Canada, a primarily
white country that has a reasonably good relationship with it's
browner, indigenous predecessors. Bear in mind that the country is a
bit more socialist than your old home country and just about
everybody speaks French.
Or
you can drive south into Central America. But then you immediately
run into a bunch of short brown people...everywhere. And it gets
worse, since history tells us that more slaves were sold to Central
and South America, then ended up here in the good ole USA.
You'd
know that if you ever cracked a non Texas made history book.
Whatever.
No ill will intended... Via con dios....means be safe and kiss every
part of my butter scotch American ass.
