Who-da thunk that the current GOP "flavor" is that chocolate covered peril named Herman Cain. He's the front runner for the GOP nomination, if you believe the latest poll numbers today. The way the GOP has spent the past three years vilifying Obama, one would think that another Black man wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in hell of getting into the White House . Maybe he still doesn't, since he hasn't won the nomination yet.
Most pundits on TV still say Herb, er Herman is unelectable, despite his front runner status. Chris Christie endorsed Mitt and the Half Gov can't even get his name right. But there he is, right at the front of the pack....this week anyway.
Maybe it's a trick to make us think that the teabags have finally gotten past playing the race card to win elections, which along with voodoo economics remains the only republican political strategy going back to Richard Nixon.
Herman calls himself a "real Black man." Unlike the president who has some very visible "white" in his family tree. Herman graduated from Morehouse. He even married a Black woman, which we all know is not typical successful Black man behavior. We don't know if he can hoop, haven't seen those pictures yet.
But white people do like the way he talks tough...direct...to the point....just like the mythical black man that lives inside their collective mind, like the one they expected Obama to be. Cain fits the image of other black men and some women in the GOP...Black men like Uncle Clarence or the man named Steele. College educated Black men with degrees up the wha-zoo but with no discernible functioning neural ganglia between them. I do use the term "white" to refer to the GOP because other than a "black walnut" or two, there are no swirls in their preferred blend of Haagan Daaz, and that is by design going back years and years and years. Google "Sailor Strategy" if you want to read more.
Cain says all the things that many teabaggers wish they could say out loud. He can be the racist in their dream conversations without worrying about being called a racist by the media. After all, Cain is black like us, and as we all know, it's okay for a black to call another black a nigga. Whites can think it, but they better not say it, right?
H-I-T-M....WTF!?....stands for "Herman's Intelligent Thinkers Movement. Bet he made that up all by himself.
Not catchy enough...probably even scares off white people, especially the educationally challenged ones in the bunch. Why not BWC...Black Walnuts for Cain....makes you think of flashy cars or chicken wings, two things guaranteed to attract black people, right?
Did you know that Herman's biggest claim to fame was single-handedly defeating "Hillarycare" during the Clinton Administration? Not something that will endear him to Liberals and Progressives of any persuasion. He's trying to keep that quiet...likes "pizza man" nickname better, I would guess.
Message to Herman....to paraphrase the AGP's (American Ghetto Princesses) ,"if you ain't talking J-O-Bs, you need to git outta my face!"
As for the 999 plan....This ITBL (intelligent, thinking black lesbian) says it's bogus and built on the backs of poor people, just like everything else coming out of the teabag movement.
Black man or not, close your eyes and Herman is still soundin' like a slave overseer rather than a slave.
What Cain doesn't get is that even the Overseers were slaves, despite their "special" status.
Most pundits on TV still say Herb, er Herman is unelectable, despite his front runner status. Chris Christie endorsed Mitt and the Half Gov can't even get his name right. But there he is, right at the front of the pack....this week anyway.
Maybe it's a trick to make us think that the teabags have finally gotten past playing the race card to win elections, which along with voodoo economics remains the only republican political strategy going back to Richard Nixon.
Herman calls himself a "real Black man." Unlike the president who has some very visible "white" in his family tree. Herman graduated from Morehouse. He even married a Black woman, which we all know is not typical successful Black man behavior. We don't know if he can hoop, haven't seen those pictures yet.
But white people do like the way he talks tough...direct...to the point....just like the mythical black man that lives inside their collective mind, like the one they expected Obama to be. Cain fits the image of other black men and some women in the GOP...Black men like Uncle Clarence or the man named Steele. College educated Black men with degrees up the wha-zoo but with no discernible functioning neural ganglia between them. I do use the term "white" to refer to the GOP because other than a "black walnut" or two, there are no swirls in their preferred blend of Haagan Daaz, and that is by design going back years and years and years. Google "Sailor Strategy" if you want to read more.
Cain says all the things that many teabaggers wish they could say out loud. He can be the racist in their dream conversations without worrying about being called a racist by the media. After all, Cain is black like us, and as we all know, it's okay for a black to call another black a nigga. Whites can think it, but they better not say it, right?
H-I-T-M....WTF!?....stands for "Herman's Intelligent Thinkers Movement. Bet he made that up all by himself.
Not catchy enough...probably even scares off white people, especially the educationally challenged ones in the bunch. Why not BWC...Black Walnuts for Cain....makes you think of flashy cars or chicken wings, two things guaranteed to attract black people, right?
Did you know that Herman's biggest claim to fame was single-handedly defeating "Hillarycare" during the Clinton Administration? Not something that will endear him to Liberals and Progressives of any persuasion. He's trying to keep that quiet...likes "pizza man" nickname better, I would guess.
Message to Herman....to paraphrase the AGP's (American Ghetto Princesses) ,"if you ain't talking J-O-Bs, you need to git outta my face!"
As for the 999 plan....This ITBL (intelligent, thinking black lesbian) says it's bogus and built on the backs of poor people, just like everything else coming out of the teabag movement.
Black man or not, close your eyes and Herman is still soundin' like a slave overseer rather than a slave.
What Cain doesn't get is that even the Overseers were slaves, despite their "special" status.
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