Can
Buddhists Rapture Up...Inquiring minds want to know? Or must we wait
outside the pearlie gates until it's time for us to emigrate back to
earth, or whatever the planet-plane-existence will be called when we
get back.
I'm
only asking because tomorrow, Friday October 21st, is supposed to be
REAL Rapture combined with the REAL end of the world as we know it
(can never think of EOTW unless I sing that damn song, then it
rumbles through my brain for days and days and days afterward).
Reverend
Harold Camping, the man with the plan, says Rapture Day back in May
was a practice run for the REAL thing, which is happening tomorrow.
Tomorrow we get two birds for one stone...snatched up to heaven in
plenty of time to watch the sinners die on earth, along with the
earth of course.
Which
leads me to another question-if the world ends tomorrow, will there
be anything for us Buddhists to come back to, assuming we have not
finished our spiritual work and therefore need to come back in the
first place? Just Askin'.
Decisions,
decisions...
Rev
says he is going to wait it out at home, which is understandable
since back in June he suffered a stroke after he didn't get pulled up
to heaven by Jesus in May (of course that very short evangelical hair
style that he wears, may have had something to do with it). Maybe he
should have grown dreds like a Rastafarian so Jesus could have
gotten a better grip (that's why they grow em, ya know).
The
fact that he's still here with the rest of us nearly took him out of
here. But he says, he is recovering slowly and it will take a long
time to get better...but why should he care, if his prediction is
finally correct...he will be trading in his old worn out body for a
new one, complete with snazzy new pair of wings, right?
Old
Harold is hedging his bets this time, since Jesus surprised him in
May by not pulling him up, Camping says salvation and destruction
will “probably” happen like he predicts.
Probably!?
Oh man, c'mon! You really talking to god? Who is that voice inside
your head, for real?
Anyway, I'm packin' my fave duffel bag, laptop and camera just in
case...I've been growing my hair lately, so no “grip” issues for
the SOG... and if I am raptured I will have my pick of spots in the
pearlie gates waiting room by being first in line...otherwise...I'll
just go visit my sister in South Carolina... shucks...guess I better pack
my golf clubs, too.
Just
in case...
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