2.19.2009

Taking the GOP Gangsta!

Michael Steele Looking for Street Cred to Win Back the White House


Michael Steele is promising an "off the hook" campaign to get the GOP back on track and in control of America. He said today that he is going to make the republican message resonate in the "urban-suburban" setting so that even "one armed midgets" will understand...

After I picked myself up off the floor from laughing so hard, I got this picture in my head...well actually two pictures....One of Steele in street cred gear..or his version of it.....sideways ball cap...oversized Shaquille O’Neal jersey over a white tee...unbelted cut off at the knees big jeans sagging to reveal his Calvin Klein undies... with socks and orange colored Jordans....big gold chain around his neck...standing behind the podium throwing up Dick Nixon peace signs at a room full of old white guys in too thin ties, white shirts, brooks brothers suits and wing tips shoes....

The other picture came from my teenage days....remember when white people didn’t know how to dance...couldn’t find the rhythm with a flashlight? The hipper kids at high school always turned to us to teach them how to move...

Well that’s where the GOP is now...searching for the rhythm...to help them dominate the dance floor again....

Trouble is...they’ve asked Urkle to teach them how to dance....


Sad....
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