Showing posts with label old white men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label old white men. Show all posts

11.07.2012

Obama Wins, Romney Loses


To quote my mother....I'm as happy as a sissy in CC Camp, this mornin!” Tacky, not politically correct...but sooooo apropos..thank you, Mommy..

Saw a status this morning...

Any day that Rush Limbaugh wakes up pissed...is a very good day for the rest of us!”

Inquiring minds want to know now whether this bloviating piece of shit is leaving America like he promised? Or has it dawned on him that America is the only place where his style of crap still floats? Buy a clue Rushie..go sit down somewhere and be quiet.

It's so bad for white rich guys this morning that punk ass Donald Trump is calling for revolution to “take back his country.”

Wha cha gonna do now Donald....put “General” in front of your name, borrow Mitt's dancing horse and wave a saber, yelling “CHARGE” as you gallop down 6th Ave? Of course you will have to take that chia pet off your head in order to wear a general's hat. You will also have to understand that old white guys may start wars, but they never fight them, so there won't be anybody behind you, following you down your personal and chosen path of destruction.

On morning news the white guys sent out to spin the election are barely contrite. You can actually see the steam coming from their ears as they attempted to be humble. They had that “deer caught in headlights stare...did you see the truck that just backed over us” kind of look,  while attempting to project warmth and humanness into the camera.

I wrote four years ago, that all you had to do was to let these fools talk and they would eventually hang themselves. They did just that, last night. The past four years has been a massive circle jerk with the election climaxing in a circular lynching party. I'm just sorry that it took so long for it to kick in, but it happened, finally. The length of time it took, made the rest of us stronger, in the end.

Romney and the teabags ran a campaign of “do as I say...do as I need...and maybe after that happens...we will take care of you..meantime...the sky is purple and you're happy!...repeat that over and over again until you believe it.”

The days of believing what the former masters of the universe say....taking it at face value, are over. It is a brand new day, period.

The only people who didn't vote for Barack Obama were old white men, old white married women afraid of their racist old husbands and the avowed stiff necked bigots, who still think white people make up the majority in this world.

Message to bigots: white people never have been the majority in the world, neva, eva, eva.. Rewriting all the history books doesn't make your view the true one.

The masses have finally awakened. Women have finally awakened, and honestly it feels pretty good waking up today.

Hearing a white guy admit on TV that the GOP fucked up by ignoring the rest of us....priceless.

Thank you for voting responsibly. Now let's get this brown revolution moving.

Mr. President....Congratulations....but we do need to talk.



5.27.2010

Sarah Palin, Channeling her Inner Hood Rat

Sarah Palin is a hood rat...not a pit bull, or a lipsticked smeared pig, nor even the self styled Momma Grizzly or whatever animalistic analogy she comes up with this week..

No, Sarah Palin is a hood rat.

Now for those of you not familiar with this special hard to kill breed of rodent..

Hood rats are fashion challenged, loud mouthed busybodies who spend hours in everyone else's business, usually with no visible means of support for themselves or their five or six kids of varying ages and daddys...

Sarah the hood rat has a job...but some of her hood rat sisters have gigs too...part time and not stressful...like Sarah's gig of speaking engagments and book signings for her personal choir of true believers...

Hood Rats are legends in their own mind..someone to be feared, because as they will readily tell you at the top of their lungs, they will do an LL Cool J on yo azz and Knock you out, if you mess with them.

They talk a good fight, but as everybody else in the hood knows...it's all talk...no substance...no danger..They do show up at fights.. they're the ones in the nappy head rags protecting their pink orange and purple tinged fake hair weaves....They're not there to fight...hell...might break a nail and have to go find money to get the nails done again...No...they are there only to egg on the real fighters and to basically stir up some shit, so speak...

The ex gov has gone to sporting leather jackets, jeans and pumps, showing full time snowbilly cool..She's out to be seen and heard....not felt...

Throw a punch.. take a principled stand...run for office....not in a million years....

When they tell you, they won't tell a soul...or that they are there for you...run the other way...because you know they're lying...the only time a hood rat tells the truth is when they're not talking....

Talk to Sarah and you're liable to see it on Facebook a day later...

These days Sarah's hood is the whole country...all of America...well not all....she won't come to certain states or certain neighborhoods or cities....Like all hood rats...Sarah knows which streets not to cross or where she can stand and talk shit without fear of getting her ass whipped...

Hood rat Sarah is jumping around her hood recruiting Stepford wives to carry her dangerous message. She's even thrown in a couple of mocha tinged Sorors/jack n jill wannabes, into the mix so her message won't seem so......White...

Make no mistake about it...these Sorors are opportunists....not serious...but smart enough to see a brass ring and to make a grab for it...big fish in little pond syndrome...or fly in buttermilk visibility.....

So Sarah can say...see..." I 've got more of them for friends than just that silly old witch doctor who came to my church..hehe"....

And something to remember about these new so called Momma Grizzlies...Stepford wives....they come with an old message...a message honed by their old white husbands..white men can not do what they've done without the help of old white women...who quiet as it's kept....are merely protecting their meal tickets and comfortable way of life...

They may seem new and feminist?!..but they're not...been there the whole time..in the background....letting Dad seemingly call the shots and take the hits while they knock back their cosmos and bourbon water on the rocks, collecting on insurance policies or divorce settlements before they move on the next old white guy meal ticket...

Old White women don't want to change either.....They support equality as long as it does not affect their lifestyle or comfort level....

Their gender may cause them to seem more nurturing or more gentle in approach...however they're not to be trusted...just like Sarah the Hood Rat...

Besides even kids in the hood will tell you...the person you watch out for in a street fight..is the one who doesn't talk...just stands there until attacked.....

Most of America is quiet...just like pre-2008......the real America is not yet talking...they're not being polled....they're not talking to the mainstream media...waiting.....

The MSM likes and prefers hood rat behavior... like Sister Sarah gives them every 24 hours or so in keeping with the news spin cycle.....sells more copy...gets more hits on the blogs...more viewers on TV...

the rest of us.... black, white, brown, yellow... real men, women, gay, straight, working or unemployed........watching...waiting....ain't sayin' nothin'..

yet...