Raging Hobbits, Sanctimonious Twits and Prick Posses-The Week that Was in America..

Still wrapped tightly in his elven cloak of invisibility, Ron Paul, all but forgotten by most, continues to campaign for the Republican nomination for president. His tiny, rabid followers are intent upon wresting as many delegates as possible from the fake teabagger Willard Mitt Romney, thereby throwing the convention into chaos, and forcing the GOP to embrace little Dr. Ron, their savior, lord and master.

The rampaging little buggers managed to torpedo yet another state convention, this one in Oklahoma, on Saturday, causing the leaders to cancel the meeting, which was then promptly reconvened in the parking lot.

At least one report says that the Ron Paul Clan has managed to steal 60% of the delegate seats in this delegation.

Meanwhile, the world found out that Mitt Romney, the perfect man, was leader of a prick posse, thanks to an expose done by The Washington Post.

When you are poor white or black or latino, from the ghetto and you beat up people because they are different or inadvertently stray onto your turf, you are called a gang, complete with all the negative, dangerous and bad connotations.

If you're middle to upper class, white and attend a prep or boarding school, and pick on the weaker or different kids in school, then you're not in a gang, you're in a Prick Posse. The female version of a prick posse are Mean Girls. Pricks and Means are routinely glorified on television and in the movies as people to emulate in society.

Black or Latino girls are still gang members . No need to differentiate. Gang members are always the sassy sidekicks to Pricks and Means, if they are portrayed on TV at all in anything other than a perp walk.

Prick Posses and Mean girls function in exactly the same way as gangs do, however when they do mean shit to “other” kids it's called a prank or joke, and if forced to acknowledge their behavior, dismiss it with; “If I offended anybody, I'm apologize.”

No harm, no foul.

Prick Posse leaders go on to run for president. Gang members go to prisons built and run by Prick posse members.

Mean girls grow up to marry Pricks.

Of course, Mean girls sometimes turn into Twits with names like Michele, Sarah, Christine or Michelle. Sometimes they give birth to Twits, too with names like Bristol.

I guess since Mom is a Twit, young Bristol can only be called a Twitess.

Bristol deigned to criticize the president this week because he announced his support for same sex marriage and cited his daughter's influence as part of his reasoning evolution.

Nobody asked the Wasillan Hood Rat for her opinion, but she offered it up anyway, without nary a thought, reflection or understanding of what happens when you “spit into the wind”, or “throw stones in glass houses” or talk about other people's values as you scramble for ways to support the little bastard that you made with the around the way boy named Levi, who refused to marry you.Guess we'll hear from Momma Grizzly next...

to be continued...