Well it had to happen. With the Ohio
GOP primary set for March 6th, it's time for the clown car
to make an appearance in the Queen City. Newt “Puff Daddy”
Gingrich reportedly plans to make some stops along the old three C
highway, with Dayton thrown in for good measure.
You can read about it here.
Our local republican slanted newspaper
says Gingrich and Callista have a taste for some Price Hill Chili and
will plunk down there sometime on Tuesday. Afterward he and she will
head to Dayton, then Columbus and end up in Cleveland for a big rally
on Wednesday.
Of course you know that Newt is coming
off his latest loss and subsequent temper tantrum to Max Headroom
Romney. Romney dusted Lizard-boy in Nevada this past weekend.
Literally treated him with all kinds of disrespect. It was not at all
in keeping with the image of world savior that Newt has of himself.
He thinks he's the messiah but, so far
has only alluded to it, not come right out and said it, yet. Maybe
he'll leave the anointing up to Calllista, letting her finally speak
instead of just stand there with that silent gaze trained only on
him.
Ya know, now that I think about it,
maybe that gaze and position next to his podium is her way of keeping
her boy on a leash since we all know her dog does like to wander.
But I digress. I hope some enterprising
reporter here in town has the guts to ask the Newter about the so
called war on religion that he has been spouting off about in between
bouts of calling Romney a liar, and telling us black people how
shiftless and lazy we are.
Newt claims the new health regulations
requiring insurance plans to cover birth control in the same manner
as they cover erectile dysfunction drugs is a war, on first the
Catholic Church and second, on religion in general. ( Newt is a new
convert to Catholicism so have patience with his undying fanaticism).
Question- How is this possible since
the regulation as I read it says the insurance plans must provide
birth control coverage, but it doesn't mandate or force anyone to
actually use birth control. You can still stick to the rhythm method
if you want. The church can still outlaw birth control for its
followers, if it wants.
What's the big deal?
Why should Newter be you ticked off
about birth control when serial adultery doesn't bother him, lying
doesn't bother him, or casting untrue aspersions on his neighbor
doesn't bother him.
Anyway, I'm gonna try and find out
where he is set to land and see if I can get close, welcome his
highness to the Queen City and maybe even get some answers to a whole
host of questions percolating in my mind.
I've always been a sucker for clowns...
In this dreadful Holy War on Religion, I've had enough. I'm surrendering! 'Cause I'm gonna start my OWN religion, and get in on the good stuff: tax exempt, and lots of taxpayer money to do what I want... Definitely! Hey Newt -wanna join? We're gonna have open marriages and multiple wives and all SORTS of neat stuff that you're just gonna love! But no nasty stoning of adulterers. Promise! As for Santorum- he makes a fine preacher...in fact, we'll make him Saint Santorum. As for Mr. Obama, obviously, we'll need to demonize him even further, and his dog. As for Mitt and Ron, hey, just for you guys: no taxes AT ALL ...and human sacrifice of illegal aliens. Televised. Whoooppee! What a country! :-)
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